Erik: I'm dying
Nick: No you're not
Me: Calm down, put your head back, and just relax. You need to take even breaths and try to slow your heart rate.
Erik: You see I would but I'm DYING...... -silence- I think you're both trying to kill me. Am I dying? Take me to the hospital
Me: Erik. Will you shut up and relax? Drink some water and stop hyperventilating
Nick: Do you think he's actually dying?
Erik: YOU THINK I'M DYING? SEE BRING ME TO THE HOSPITAL
Me: YOU'RE NOT DYING LAY THE FUCK DOWN OR I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY KILL YOU
